You may be a Techie if you write poems about Techies.
You may be a Techie if your seventh grade teacher would pull you out of class at least once a week to fix her printer.
You may be a Techie if you have a drawer full of cables.
You may be a Techie if you keep the box to every electronic you buy.
You may be a Techie if you never leave the house without your flash drive.
You may be a Techie if you have more than 5 computers.
You may be a Techie if you can hardly read an analog clock.
You may be a Techie if your Spanish teacher makes references to you every day when we ate learning Capítulo Seis: El Technomundo.
You may be a Techie if it annoys you to death that your history does not set the keystone on her projector.
You may be a Techie if you cringe when someone calls a netbook a laptop.
You may be a Techie if you have a heart attack when your mom drops her phone.
You may be a Techie if you thought your three year old sister to flawlessly work an iPad.
You may be a Techie if you were at a restaurant when you were ten and while talking about wireless networks a man comes over and offers you a job at his computer store.
You may be a Techie if you can not listen to only one ear bud because you have to have stereo sound.
You may be a Techie if you know what USB stands for and when it came out.
You may be a Techie if you can not stand when someone calls and iPod an MP3 player and vise-versa.