11:00 AM : Wake up next to random guy not knowing his name
11:30 AM : Eat pickles for breakfast
12:00 PM : SHOTS!
1:00 PM : Go to the gym
1:20 PM : Fall off treadmill
1:40 PM : Go to tanning salon
1:45 PM : Get spray tan (as orange as possible)
2:00 PM : Go to laundry mat (GTL complete!)
2:30 PM : Go home and do SHOTS!
3:00 PM : Yell at Vinny and overuse the term “waaahhh!”
3:30 PM : Break up Ronnie & Sammi fighting
4:00 PM : Talk trash about boys in house with girls
4:30 PM : SHOTS!
5:00 PM : Write letter to Sammi with Jwoww
5:20 PM : Deny writing letter completely
6:00 PM : Eat pickles for dinner
7:00 – 11:00 PM : Get ready for clubs
11:10 PM : Cabs are here!
11:30 PM : Fist-pumping and clubbing
11:40 PM : SHOTS!
11:50 PM : Hide in bushes
12:00 AM : Find hot gorilla juicehead
12:30 AM : Go back to the house
1:00 AM : Pass out
By: Michaela Baker
11:30 AM : Eat pickles for breakfast
12:00 PM : SHOTS!
1:00 PM : Go to the gym
1:20 PM : Fall off treadmill
1:40 PM : Go to tanning salon
1:45 PM : Get spray tan (as orange as possible)
2:00 PM : Go to laundry mat (GTL complete!)
2:30 PM : Go home and do SHOTS!
3:00 PM : Yell at Vinny and overuse the term “waaahhh!”
3:30 PM : Break up Ronnie & Sammi fighting
4:00 PM : Talk trash about boys in house with girls
4:30 PM : SHOTS!
5:00 PM : Write letter to Sammi with Jwoww
5:20 PM : Deny writing letter completely
6:00 PM : Eat pickles for dinner
7:00 – 11:00 PM : Get ready for clubs
11:10 PM : Cabs are here!
11:30 PM : Fist-pumping and clubbing
11:40 PM : SHOTS!
11:50 PM : Hide in bushes
12:00 AM : Find hot gorilla juicehead
12:30 AM : Go back to the house
1:00 AM : Pass out
By: Michaela Baker